Unsolicited Advice: Campaign Slogans

Romney had to do damage control on his "Keep America American" slip-up.

Everyone is upset that Obama hasn't fulfilled any of his campaign promises.

What a mess.

So, this go around, Obama (and everyone in the future) should just set the bar low so that progress of any kind seems like a dazzling achievement.

"He Does Things"

Election won.

source: Buzzfeed

Obama is within stalking distance

Obama is coming to Savannah today.

Why am I instead watching movies in my pajamas?

Because his events are by invitation only.

I turned North Carolina blue, Obama! Single-handedly.

You're welcome.

I'm going to assume my invitation got lost in the mail....