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March sucks. April can't come soon enough.

Glen Beck thinks puppies are a nazi plot

This really isn't any sort of political blog and really never will be (plus-- I am pretty aware that I am the only one in the family who has an Obama sticker on my car) but I am pretty sure that everyone is united in their hatred for Glenn Beck.

His latest plea to the people is for them to leave churches that preach social justice (i.e. feeding the hungry and helping the poor) because it is a communist/nazi plot.

Umm...what?

All a church is once you remove social justice is a place to have potlucks.

This man is insane. He doesn't even have the adorable folksy charm that Sarah Palin has (She stands in direct opposition of everything that I believe in-- and yet I am fascinated! ). So when an opportunity to make Glenn Beck cry came around-- I SIEZED IT!:

Essentially I just blew Oprah's Book Club out of the water

You guys! I have found the best book ever!

The first great thing about it is that you don't have to be embarrassed if you are caught reading it. While other people are reading some maudlin tale Oprah told them to go buy-- you are reading an awesome book about people who smote their enemies in extremely awesome and intimidating ways.

The book is BADASS by Ben Thompson and it is awesome.

Ben Thompson needs to start writing more books immediately. BADASS is not only pretty historically accurate-- its hysterical.

Even his bio blurb is awesome: "even though he's never flown a jetpack over the Atlantic Ocean or punched someone so hard that his head exploded, he is considered by many to be the world's foremost expert on badassitude."

It is also awesome because the book celebrates the oft forgotten "female badass." When history actually bothers to remember the ladies- it loves to paint them as meek and helpless. LAME. Women are awesome and equally capable of badassery.

Favorite line so far? "The League of Armed Pussies was destroyed, the city of Copenhagen was captured, and the king decided to make Nelson a Viscount of Ass-Kickery."*

*NOTE: The language in the book isn't exactly PG. Its as if a really well-informed kid with tourettes is trying to tell you about awesome people he learned about in history-- while in the throes of a massive sugar high.

Tourette

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Obama is within stalking distance

Obama is coming to Savannah today.

Why am I instead watching movies in my pajamas?

Because his events are by invitation only.

I turned North Carolina blue, Obama! Single-handedly.

You're welcome.

I'm going to assume my invitation got lost in the mail....

Party, eh!

The Women's Canadian hockey team won 2-0 against the US on Thursday. Instead of experiencing the glorious high that undoubtedly comes with winning an Olympic medal, the women are instead under investigation by the International Olympic Committee.

The women drank beer and champagne on the ice rink and there are even rumors that one player tried to commandeer the zamboni for the party.



They shouldn't be under investigation-- they should get another first place medal for the BEST PARTY EVER!

Way to fail IOC.